February 2012
15 posts
My boyfriend and I are doing the cutest thing for...
I’m going to watch him on tv and he’s going to continue to pretend like he doesn’t know me.
WHEN PEOPLE MEET ME, I'M LIKE →
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bennylicious11:
BUT WHEN THEY GET TO KNOW ME, I’M LIKE
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Say what you want, Betty White still puts on a...
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omfg, my English teacher showed us this video on Friday. This guy is my spirit animal.
omfg i love this <3
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January 2012
27 posts
I'm not fat..
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I’m just so sexy, it overflows.
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Man, this is going to sound weird at first, but you know what I’m talking about....
– Gerard Way (via starlesseyesforheavensake)
Spending half a film wondering what you had...
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Sometimes with cravings I feel like a strict...
*Girl from work walks in with a KFC snack box*
Tummy: give me!
Brain: No.
Tummy: Please
Brain: No
Tummy: Why not?
Brain: I'm getting you a wrap a little later.
Tummy: But I want it now
Brain: Be patient. You had M&M's this morning
Tummy: Oh yeah....
Brain: Happy now?
Tummy: ....suppose....
Best part about new electronics :)
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Cant stand it when people dont remove these.
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We should be able to Text 911, you know, just in...
December 2011
9 posts
processtheprogess:
iwanttoalignthepiecesup:
So, they need to get together, and have beautiful, perfect children.
This made my ovaries explode.
ADOPT ME!! OR GIMME YOUR BABIES!
I Really like her voice….