They'll Never Take Us Alive

fueledbystarbucks530: simpledisneythings: Reblog if you read...

Sun, 20 May 2012 00:53:41 -0400

fueledbystarbucks530:

simpledisneythings:

Reblog if you read it in Scar’s voice.

Who could resist Jeremy Irons’ voice???

pleatedjeans: Catnip. Not Even Once. (more here) Please...

Sat, 12 May 2012 04:10:54 -0400

pleatedjeans:

Catnip. Not Even Once. (more here)

Please educate your cats on the dangers of catnip.

xosteve: capcicle: thethoughtcircus: tenbabyshoes: ferlovesyo...

Sat, 12 May 2012 04:08:22 -0400

xosteve:

capcicle:

thethoughtcircus:

tenbabyshoes:

ferlovesyouawholelot:

fangirlingforeverz:

rainaweather:

i-live-on-rileystreet:

getyourpokeon:

chrisrex:

the-village-elder:

The giant golden-crowned flying fox (Acerodon jubatus), also known as the golden-capped fruit bat, is a rare megabat and one of the largest bats in the world. The species is endangered and is currently facing the possibility of extinction because of poaching and forest destruction. It is endemic to forests in the Philippines

I’m all about animals and preserving their habitats and stuff, but maybe we should let this one go. Maybe the less megabats the better

I would piss myself if I saw this thing

I’m all for megabats ~~that stay on the other side of the planet.~~

Why does that horrifying creature exist?

what? it’s adorable! what’s the problem with you guys? <3

this is so cute aaaah

These critters are just GORGEOUS! I LOVE bats!

are you guys joking? this thing is fucking adorable! i want one.

oh come on, it’s not THAT big.

It flies!! Omfg. I would die if this thing flew up next to me. Just *boom* heart attack. Holy shit.

wowfunniestposts: this blog is epic

Mon, 07 May 2012 20:21:45 -0400

wowfunniestposts:

this blog is epic

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Mon, 07 May 2012 20:21:33 -0400

fueledbystarbucks530: character-inspired-fashion: My outfits...

Sun, 06 May 2012 11:42:36 -0400

fueledbystarbucks530:

character-inspired-fashion:

My outfits inspired by the Avengers (& Loki)

The Iron Man one is one sexy outfit!

Love This!

In memory of my mother. 2/27/47-3/22/12. She always used to sing...

Sat, 05 May 2012 21:26:42 -0400

In memory of my mother. 2/27/47-3/22/12. She always used to sing this song to me and it was one of my favorites growing up.

My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god

Thu, 03 May 2012 22:29:30 -0400

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

Umm. Wow. Who is this cutie??

Thu, 03 May 2012 22:25:30 -0400

Umm. Wow. Who is this cutie??

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Thu, 03 May 2012 11:02:21 -0400

iheartchaos: Sexy Disney Thing of the...

Tue, 01 May 2012 13:35:08 -0400

iheartchaos:

Sexy Disney Thing of the Day: Maleficent by *blitzcadet

Via

Yep.

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 18:58:27 -0400

Yep.

loliamreallycoreytaylor: alright, I know this has been posted...

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 21:51:42 -0400

loliamreallycoreytaylor:

alright, I know this has been posted countless times but it’s so cute, I will never get over it, okay?!

wowfunniestposts: this blog is epic

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 21:50:25 -0400

wowfunniestposts:

this blog is epic

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Fri, 27 Apr 2012 21:43:04 -0400

Meanwhile, in Colorado…

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 21:17:25 -0400

Meanwhile, in Colorado…

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Fri, 27 Apr 2012 21:08:06 -0400

If your childhood didn’t include this book, something is...

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 21:07:06 -0400

If your childhood didn’t include this book, something is wrong.

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Fri, 27 Apr 2012 21:06:24 -0400

Cats are not great problem solvers.

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 21:05:30 -0400

Cats are not great problem solvers.